LOL! You’re right a few pints might be all I get this weekend. I do have a plan c, use a couple of cousins to act, hire a glidecam (I’ve used one before, to an ok’ish effect) and pop down to Mahon B&Q to get the wood to make the ‘for sale sign’ 
Well I’ll see what happens… I’ve got til Thursday and there’s always ‘plan p’ = postpone.
Thanks for replying I’ll let you know how it turns out.
John.